Where Is The Second Me?

What be all this talk of the "new" me? All them shots of new bodies and hands and things? So where am I?
I have got over the shock of being re-booted but where be I?
Answer is that Mrs D is sitting on her fundamental and staring into space again... She claims  there be a problem with the "hands"... and she do have to do a re-think.
She'd better get a move on before my head falls off again.